Digital Life Navigator Mugs

'You've developed phantom phone syndrome.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

World wide web - Junk mail

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I've downloaded this app that stops internet trolls."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Bashful in Nashville

"This translation app isn't working."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

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Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.