Digital Knowledge Transfer Mugs

"Your technical support team is here, Grandad."

Computer Room.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Life after death"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Kevin had a computer virus.

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Lessons.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Modern Studying

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'