Digital Kindness Advocate T-Shirts

"Social media kindness. It's a thing!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Are you OK hun?"

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Social Worker

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

Teach Love

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Facebook's business model

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Facebook in Crisis

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Emotional Support Dog

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"You're a nice guy, Stevenson. Let's work on a way to weaponize that."