Digital Introvert Pillows

"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"He's just discovered he's only got four friends on Facebook and two of them are his dentist."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

She was always an introvert.

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'