Digital Humorists Mugs

"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"I think I'm losing my memory."

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That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Get your popcorn, people. It's showtime! I hope it's something steamy. Ladies and gents, wonderful news. I have joined the user-generated-content generation. Please turn your attention to the computer monitor for the premier of my new video: La Vie Moderne. Munch, munch. This is a video of you eating a bowl of cereal. Corn flakes. Isn't the internet awesome?! I'll need tar, feathers and the video camera. Too nice.

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Will like you on Facebook for food.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Barcode Dreams

"OMG, LOL!"

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'My dog ate my computer.'

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Chasebook

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

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The Escape Key

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"