Digital Humor Seeker Mugs

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Young lady, if your grades don't improve, I'm going to let your father sign up for TikTok."

Facebook Convention

'Fifteen minutes! I want to be famous for one tweet.'

"Clap, Alexa!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Barcode Dreams

"OMG, LOL!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'for more obit info, go to...'

The Escape Key

Terms and conditions

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Goodnight Social Media.

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk