Digital Humor Fan Mugs

'Oh well - he had a good innings, best go and update his Wikipedia page.'

Fire! Fire! Fire! What's going on? Is something wrong with my iPhone?

Moo Tube.

'This is Kilburn one of our accountants - he's also available on CD-Rom.'

'Property and custody are settled. Now let's decide who gets which facebook friends.'

'It's strange. After you took off last night, all requests to be your Facebook friend ended.'

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

"Don't look now, but I think we're being unfollowed."

QR Immigration

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Barcode Dreams

"OMG, LOL!"

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The Smartass Phone

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'for more obit info, go to...'

The Escape Key

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Terms and conditions

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Goodnight Social Media.

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"