Digital Habits Prints

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

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"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Textin’"

I.T. Fear

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"My best friend is my phone."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

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"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I need a more interactive you."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."