Digital Grease Monkey Prints

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

I.T. Fear

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

He still refuses to upgrade.

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Computer Virus

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"I'm your problem."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Chip wagon oil change.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer Gamers.

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

A mess of mechanics

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'