Digital Fortune Seeker Mugs

"My first Bitcoin."

"This shouldn't take long now that I'm on broadband."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Golden Eggs.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Trepanning for gold"

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Gambling on office building construction

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'