Digital Fairy Tale Fan T-Shirts

'It's ok - he's online.'

Who is the fairest of them all?

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Here be dragons.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

If Disney was a software company

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Bathroom Fairy

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'The roof needs icing.'