Digital Fairy Tale Fan T-Shirts

'It's ok - he's online.'

Who is the fairest of them all?

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Here be dragons.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Well, that one got away."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bathroom Fairy

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'