Digital Engagement Pillows

Why I Liked Your Tweet: An Infographic

Facebook maze.

"Mind the cliff..."

Facebook Dependence

"Agreed, church attendances have tanked, but you've picked up a sizable following on instagram."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Romance

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Cow in love'