Digital Domination Enthusiast Prints

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."