Digital Domain Dominator Pillows

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Records?

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

When Technology Attacks.

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

Big frog in a small pond.com

"I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it."