Digital Distiller Mugs

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

A Good Batch.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Dawing your Cellphone

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Bottle Distillery

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

The Lost Tribe

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Books and Phones

'We don't text anymore.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

The Angel's Share

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'IT support? I need a hug..'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.