Digital Disrupter Mugs

Man painting over a computer screen.

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Internet.

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Gun Control Rally

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'