Digital Discourse Explorer Prints

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Science versus Ignorance

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Blog Breakdown

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

Chat Bot

'I blame the internet.'

So Many Exceptions There Are No Community Standards

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

"Would you like to talk to everyone about it?"

The Smart Tablet Filter

Comments: The All-Comments Magazine

Internet aggressiveness

"My kingdom for a smart phone."

'It's the blogosphere.'

"This is taking forever! - How fast was the internet when you were a kid, Grandpa?"

"This twit keeps going on about social media echo chambers. I'm unfriending him."

"Rapunzel cut off her hair to protest being locked in a tower"

"I read the comments."

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

The Internet

3 Minutes since you totally overreacted to someone's online post

"Siri, search 'How to get out of a catastrophically bad first day'."

'I don't really know what a 'liberal' is. I only know that people online call me a liberal whenever I ask them to cite a reference.'

Hate Comments

"Hello, Police? There's a creepy guy out on my lawn and I'm scared! Please, please come save me!!"