Digital Disaster Dodger Mugs

'Sorry - I've deleted you,'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Mary had a little spam

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

The Importance of Data Backup.

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"OK Zoomer!"

Computer frustration

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"I couldn't work out how to assemble my wardrobe - then suddenly, it all fitted together..."

"You should have called earlier."

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"There! That looks better."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

Computer Confusion

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

401 Error

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

Millenium bug

'My computers down again!'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."