Digital Diploma Achievers Prints

'Congratulations! This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their diplomas from our website.'

Computer Room.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"A virus ate my homework."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Modern Studying

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'