Digital Dilettante Mugs

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Forward to 10 friends.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"The technology's in place, now all we have to do is misuse it."

"...And then some kid hacked my Twitter account!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'

'Hold on, I'm loading my 'I know the face but not the name' software.'

'Apparently, using the internet can damage sp... what's the capital of Ecuador?'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"I've accidentally printed out the internet!"

"I was typing fast and hit several random keys at the same time. It created that."

"I've put it in a million times, maybe... ... not heaven?"

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"I wrote a wonderful eulogy... unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost it."

"Ahem, your phone, can I please have my book back dear."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'Let me in or I'll sell you for scrap metal.'

"I've forgotten my e-mail password."

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

'Sorry Dear...I've crashed the computer!'

'Take my advice - Never try to rip up e-mails!'

'I typed in a nasty message about Bill Gates, and the whole thing froze up on me!'

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

'Sign on the dotted line...' OK! (man signs computer screen).

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"