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"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

WARNING! This computer is infected with a virus! The best solution is to buy a new computer at ACME Computers 123 Main St.

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"Your cell phone isn't bugged by 'Pegasus'? You're not important enough. . . you loser!"

'Yes, we've found a way to make teenagers pay for music on the Internet. Unfortunately, it also kills them.'

'He's just gone into a hot adults only website.'

'I don't think you've officially entered the computer age until you actually click send.'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Are you almost done scrolling to find an article that proves confirmation bias is a myth.

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

Did you just click "clear history," too?

Stabbed 47 Times

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.