Digital Democracy Devotee T-Shirts

"Good boy."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Turkish Democracy

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

John F. Kennedy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Pollster

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

The Hug

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."