Digital Decluttering Devotee Pillows

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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