Digital Decluttering Devotee Pillows

You have spam email and plenty of it.

Let's get organized

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Maybe clean out your wallet

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My best friend is my phone."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

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