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Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I hate people using the cloud."

A catch-all is born.

Children's games and technology

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."