Digital Declutter Champ Mugs

"I heard you have a really bad toothache."

Let's get organized

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate people using the cloud."

A catch-all is born.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Decluttering. . .

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'The computer's down again.'

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

E-mail

The Marie Kondo landfill

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"I see you decluttered."

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

The Creative Process

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

For the community garage sale...

Too Much Information.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'