Digital Declutter Champ Mugs

"I heard you have a really bad toothache."

Let's get organized

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate people using the cloud."

A catch-all is born.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'The computer's down again.'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Decluttering. . .

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

The Marie Kondo landfill

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

E-mail

"I see you decluttered."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

The Creative Process

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

For the community garage sale...

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

Too Much Information.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."