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"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Fact amnesty"

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

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"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Meet the People of the Internet

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"And now...here to spew his unique brand of unhinged babble and utter nonsense, let's welcome my guest..."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Precisely Inprecise

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

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NBC's Amazingly Exciting Exclusive Wrong Story