Digital Christmas Enthusiast Prints

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

Panettone

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Zoom Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'He's got your nose.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Reindeer

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Rockefeller Center."

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"