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'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Playing cards.

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"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'