Digital Beauty Chaser Mugs

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

The Snooze Bar.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'