Digital Beachcomber Prints

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Daughters on the beach

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Crab with a clown face.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Mermaid Art

"Well Earned Vacation"

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Squirrel on the beach