Digital Assistant Devotee Prints

It was cute when my digital assistant played "Bye Bye Birdie" after I asked for help with a pesky bird. But it was just snarky playing the theme from "Mission: Impossible" when I asked for guidance on reducing my debt.

"I realize you have a sore throat and can't talk, but I doubt Siri can read your cue cards."

"Siri, clean up all the Christmas decorations."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Statue of liberty selfie

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Man-mobile

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Buy my data $20"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend