Digital Art Skeptics T-Shirts

Art supplies shop going out of business - 'May your cyber-art programs blow up in your face.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Evolution.

Rare Books

Barcode Dreams

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Robot Painter

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

The Escape Key

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

The other digital divide.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Goodnight Social Media.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'