Digital Age Sage Pillows

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

IMHOtep

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.