Digital-age Feline Enthusiast Mugs

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'