Digital-age Feline Enthusiast Mugs

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."