'Road trips are getting lonelier & lonelier.'
Digital Age Dweller Pillows
Add a playful accent to their space with pillows that celebrate digital life. Soft, cozy, and full of personality—these pillows make a statement about their love for the online world.
"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."
"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."
"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"
"GrumpyHumans.com"
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
"Can I visit it?"
"My email is down... talk to me."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Online form - Submit.
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'
"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."
Spooning
Evolution...the wifi rhino.
Life after death
"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"
"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'
"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
Statue of liberty selfie
'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'
'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'
After the summer holidays
'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"
"Hey Google, describe the view."
"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"
Digital Age Dweller Pillows Collection
Digital Age Dweller Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring playful prints and sayings for the digital age dweller—ideal for mornings, work, or how they start the day.
Digital Age Dweller Prints
Browse our digital age-themed prints to add a modern, witty touch to any room or workspace—perfect for the tech lover with an eye for art.
Digital Age Dweller T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts designed for digital natives—perfect for casual days or making a statement about their online obsession.