Digital Age Dweller Pillows

'Road trips are getting lonelier & lonelier.'

"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"GrumpyHumans.com"

"Can I visit it?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Online form - Submit.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Spooning

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Life after death

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

After the summer holidays

"Buy my data $20"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

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