Digital Age Dreamer Prints

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Alright, I'll try again next year... you know, one of these days you'll wake up and say, 'Why don't I have DSL?!'"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"It took some time, but we were able to locate the password he's been needing. Please tell him to write it down when he gets home."

"I'm just waiting for my phone to charge so that I can use the app to switch the toaster on."

"The lost password department's that way."

Life after death

"Using Siri to help me answer the questions isn't cheating. I consider it being resourceful."

"Nobody cares any more."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

" think it's a software glitch, I'm supposed to be stored in the cloud."

Liberty, equality, memory.

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

Pizza delievery throught the internet

Amazon takes control of the James Bond franchise

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Fortune Teller no longer reads palms; needs Google history print-out.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Twilight Zone Alexa

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"[Treehouse conference call]"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.