Digestive System Nerd Mugs

'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'

"Tour de Frank"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Please don't kill me."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

Friendly bacteria

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

Hospital chart 'GTACT...'

'Was that you?'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'Sequence my genes? They don't even know I exist.'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'