Dieting Dilemma Mugs

'Wow! This is so realistic. We're both cheating.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

Scale SOS!

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

"Time for a diet or a double-wide."

'Good news, my B.M.I. is looking great! No, not my Body Mass Index. My Blueberry Muffin Icecream.'

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."