Diet Struggle Humorist Mugs

Start your day with a smile by sipping from a mug that humorously captures the dieting struggle. Our witty designs are perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh over their coffee or tea.

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'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!' mockup

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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Fast Food Dieter

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"Well, then - two apples a day."

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?' mockup

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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'It's a middle-age spread spread.' mockup

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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"Is it working?"

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Diet Struggle Humorist Mugs Collection

Diet Struggle Humorist Pillows

Brighten up any room with our humorous pillows celebrating food and fitness mishaps. A fun addition to any relaxation space.

Diet Struggle Humorist Prints

Inject some humor into your home decor with our comic-inspired prints about diet adventures. Great for motivating and amusing alike.

Diet Struggle Humorist T-Shirts

Find your new favorite funny t-shirt that captures the spirit of dieting struggles. Perfect for casual wear and making others smile.