Diet Balancer Prints

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

Supermarket Aisles.

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

State Budget.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

The economy and the environment.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Recession mathematical equation.

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

Run in the Family

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'