Dice Rollers Mugs

Beware of stimulus plans.

Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Destination casinos...

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog fetches dice

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'm all in.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Snake eyes again!"

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"