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Poopy Baby

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Free Hugs

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gangster Babies

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

"I think this end is loaded."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."