Diaper Duty Detectives Mugs

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"I think this end is loaded."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gas Mask.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."