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'I like a woman who knows her own mind and isn't afraid to...'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

The Tangents talk it over.

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"This is unacceptable. I never take bribes from cheap people."

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'