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Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Doggone

Cat Burglar

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Roget's Pet

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

Quiz Night...

Switch on brain

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.