Dialect Devotee Pillows

'Right, say 'O'Arrgh'.'

Regional Assembly - please tick box: Aye lad / Nay Lad.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Have your people call my people."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

We have a dream....

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Nato Membership

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'What a control freak!'

The Deal of a Century

The next drone flight

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.