Diagram Designer Mugs

Cricket ball deliveries

'First date with a logician' - 'These Venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time...where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

If nobody had invented graphics

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Barcode Dreams

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Are we there yet?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.