Diagnostic Data Diver Mugs

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'It looks like our data.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

"...and this one deals with the accuracy of the others."

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'I think I know what the problem is!'