Diagnosis Of Parkinson's Pillows

'Well I always wanted to be one of the movers and shakers...I've been diagnosed with Parkinson's.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

Surprise Party

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Cancer patients are on the third floor. This is the psych ward. She wouldn't be here unless she was faking it."

"Good news! It's only cancer."

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"You have high blood pressure

"He's in a comma."

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Flip!..Blimey!..Oh sugar!"

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Before I Knew My Mom Had Alzheimer's, Her Weirdness Drove Me Crazy

Kevin began to suspect that his Mother was colourblind.

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and I think I've got bovine spongiform encephalitis."

Quasimodo visits his doctor - "I'm afraid you have Tinnitus!"