Diagnosis Of Parkinson's Pillows

'Well I always wanted to be one of the movers and shakers...I've been diagnosed with Parkinson's.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Surprise Party

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Cancer patients are on the third floor. This is the psych ward. She wouldn't be here unless she was faking it."

"Good news! It's only cancer."

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"You have high blood pressure

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"Flip!..Blimey!..Oh sugar!"

"He's in a comma."

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."

Kevin began to suspect that his Mother was colourblind.

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

Quasimodo visits his doctor - "I'm afraid you have Tinnitus!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and I think I've got bovine spongiform encephalitis."

"Unfortunately these tests show that the test you've just had has caused cancer."

'I'm not talking to you now as your doctor, but as a pretend friend.'