Diagnoses Detective Mugs

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Criminal Germs

'I had this two years ago.'

Surprise Party