Diagnoses Detective Mugs

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'